Zicam Causes Loss of Smell and Listening to Rush Limbaugh

Today, the Food and Drug Administration has ordered that Zicam be removed from store shelves because it can cause a loss of smell.  Rush Limbaugh hawks this stuff all the time on his radio show.  The FDA might want to investigate whether or not it causes insanity, obesity, irrationality, racism or even straight up dickishness.  This might not be an exhaustive list of symptoms caused by Zicam, so the FDA might need to be on alert for other serious mental disorders.