Bad Things Happen in the Bicycle Lane

NYC bicyclist Casey Neistat was ticketed and fined $50 for riding his bike outside of the bicycle lane.  The officer told him to ALWAYS ride in the bike lane.  He then showed how treacherous it is to ride in the bike lane.  (via http://www.neatorama.com/)

Remember When Phil Hartman Played Regan on SNL? Me Neither.

Those guys on Funny or Die managed to pull of a reunion of the last six presidents even though two are dead.  Listen for a cameo voice over by Ron Howard for extra points!

Funny or Die's Presidential Reunion from Will Ferrell

Auto-Tune the News: Maddeningly Addicting

Puggling has recently discovered Auto-Tune the News and it is hilariously addictive.  One of our writers has been listening to this all day and still has not gotten tired of it.

Hammer Pants

For everyone out there who remembers those glorious days when a man (or woman) could wear parachute pants with confidence, this video is for you.  M.C. Hammer would be proud.  (Our favorite is the old guy in the head band.)

The Fall of Western Civilization: Baconnaise™

Well, it's finally here.  What everyone has been waiting for:  Baconnaise™.  For years, obese Americans have been craving a way to combine two of their biggest loves, bacon and mayonnaise.  We have just one question.  Why did this take so long for someone to invent this wonderful product?  Some may claim that it's a heart attack in a bottle, but just wait!  In a one tablespoon serving, Baconnaise™ only has 80 calories!  With such a small amount, we recommend even putting Baconnaise™ on bacon to make a double bacon power punch snack.

What, might you ask, do I do at restaurants that don't feature Baconnaise™?  Quite frankly, they are not worth eating at.  And if you must go there, remember, Baconnaise™ comes in a very portable 15 ounce jar!  When you arrive at the restaurant on your scooter, wearing your three wolf moon t-shirt, instantly Fauntleroy the Maitre'd will know you are a connoisseur of fine food and high society.  This is the food accessory that everyone must have*.

*Side effects of Baconnaise™** include dry mouth, constipation, uncontrollable drooling, spontaneous Foreign Accent Syndrome, whiplash, and loss of appetite.
**Please consult a doctor before starting a regimen of Baconnaise™ and notify your ER staff when starting Baconnaise™.