Craziness. Kanye West is a Douchebag. Who Knew?

Brace yourselves everyone.  Kanye West is a douchebag.  It's shocking, but he is.  Beyonce has the greatest video of all time?  Really?  He has obviously not seen the video for Los Del Rio's mega hit, Macarena.  Or even Cotton Eyed Joe, by someone in a redneck outfit?  While Ms. Beyonce's video is a good video, (we saw no obvious flaws, the lighting was very nice) it does not even compare to Europe's The Final Countdown.  No way.  Never.

Zicam Causes Loss of Smell and Listening to Rush Limbaugh

Today, the Food and Drug Administration has ordered that Zicam be removed from store shelves because it can cause a loss of smell.  Rush Limbaugh hawks this stuff all the time on his radio show.  The FDA might want to investigate whether or not it causes insanity, obesity, irrationality, racism or even straight up dickishness.  This might not be an exhaustive list of symptoms caused by Zicam, so the FDA might need to be on alert for other serious mental disorders.