The End of Innocence... Plus 8

In a shocking revelation, Jon and Kate Plus Eight is staged!  We here at Puggling are seeing the walls of our reality crumbling down.  Food no longer tastes as good, life seems dreary.  We were there when the twins first spotted Elvis hanging out with Bigfoot.  We reveled when little Aiden ski jumped over that shark.  When Jon and Kate got arrested for not helping out a person in need, we were there supporting them.  To now find out that none of that was real, we are just devastated.

Why does actual reality have to be boring?  We believe that a T.V. show about how a family of ten lives would be great!  It would be an hour of watching the family do things that a family of ten does.  Here is a breakdown:

1. Parents trying to remember each child's name: 5 minutes.
2. Parents color coding each child's outfit to help them remember those names: 10 minutes.
   
3. Children not following the system of color coding: 7 minutes.
4. Parents freaking out because each child now is wearing an outfit of eight colors: 15 minutes.
   
5. Parents gently rocking back and forth in a padded cell: 23 minutes.

We feel this would be very accurate to reality!  Great television doesn't have to be scripted!  Please Jon and Kate Plus 8, go back to the reality we so crave.  Kick the crap out of those damn Duggars!